Sorry i'm being a thread hog, these are all so funny and I just want you guys share in the laughter... This is a really funny one!



Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles

> > > on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has

> > > happened.

> > >

> > > "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love

> > > to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the

> > > Coroner.

> > >

> > > "Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery,

> > > spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

> > >

> > > The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

> > >

> > > "Ah," says the coroner. "This is the most unusual one. Tad, 30,

> > > from Newfoundland, struck by lightning."

> > >

> > > "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

> > >

> > > "Thought he was having his picture taken."

ROFLMAO!!

Heh, sounds just like one of my friends.....

That is a funny joke lol ha ha ha ha

Keep telling the good jokes.

I got one for you TL.

3 Newfies go hunting and come across some tracks. The first Newf say, "Them's deer tracks." The second says "No, those're moose tracks." Before the 3rd Newf could say anything, they were run over by a train.