Here's another one I got from my dad...




> > >How to clean your toilet
> > >
> > >1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
> > >water in the bowl.
> > >
> > >2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
> bathroom.
> > >
> > >3 In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids.
> > >You may need to stand on the lid.
> > >
> > >4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
> > >that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
> > >
> > >5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
and
> > >rinse".
> > >
> > >6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there
are
> > >no people between the bathroom and the front door.
> > >
> > >7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.
> > >
> > >8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
> and
> > >run outside where he will dry himself off.
> > >
> > >9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
> > >
> > >Sincerely,
> > >The Dog

, That was great True Lies.

i have two cats. hey i can clean 2 toilets!