How To Be A MAN !!!

No, No-- some of yous have some crazy ideas about being a man ("i do not consider myself male or female')

Now let the old WORM school ya in being a REAL man...

1) Join the Navy
Learn yourself a trade, meet some new buddies and serve your country. Have yourself some beers while doing your job and everything will be A-OK

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2)Muscle Beach
Now this is the place to be. See how all the TOUGH GUYS got so big. Lift weights in front of the LADIES and pump it (iron)

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3)Get yourself a Best Bud
Me, I got Rod. We share a trailer (and a bed), we travel each summer to MUSCLE BEACH and we always have a real good time. Get somebuddy to watch your back and you watch his.

4)NEVER Take No Crap from ANYBUDDY
Some comes up to you and gives you lip ya just say "Listen Pal, keep your snout outta my business and beat it, birdbrain'

If anybuddy wants to know any more tips on being a man you can private message me

Ronnie "TOUGH GUYS' Williams

OK, now this thread is getting decidedly homo-erotic....

speaking of which; inchworm, did you change your avatar?

Need some more proof about what Muscle Beach can do for a guy They seperate the mice from the men!

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reply to post by adigregorio


Some people are just negative, and take alot of work to change, thankfully i prefer the way i am. When i was at school like all you lot the idea f being male played on my mind, and what it means to be a man.

Thankfully i never took that route and am too old to now.

If i lived in the east, i would of been a monk, but in the west there is no monasteries any more really, for people like me. Males where supposed to not be like that in west.

I just think alot of this will change one day, of course not in our lifes, but i think mankind will be one gender, as it really does need to sort out its problems.

reply to post by andy1033


I agree with you, other than the "in school" part. I haven't been in one of those for 12 years now

Real men don't go to school, real men teach. Haven't you been reading the thread!?!?

I am never negative, I find it impossible.
(Ha! Score five for Eris!)

Originally posted by andy1033
reply to post by adigregorio

 

but i think mankind will be one gender

The Code of Chivalry

* Live to serve King and Country.
* Live to defend Crown and Country and all it holds dear.
* Live one's life so that it is worthy of respect and honor.
* Live for freedom, justice and all that is good.
* Never attack an unarmed foe.
* Never use a weapon on an opponent not equal to the attack.
* Never attack from behind.
* Avoid lying to your fellow man.
* Avoid cheating.
* Avoid torture.
* Obey the law of king, country, and chivalry.
* Administer justice.
* Protect the innocent.
* Exhibit self control.
* Show respect to authority.
* Respect women.
* Exhibit Courage in word and deed.
* Defend the weak and innocent.
* Destroy evil in all of its monstrous forms.
* Crush the monsters that steal our land and rob our people.
* Fight with honor.
* Avenge the wronged.
* Never abandon a friend, ally, or noble cause.
* Fight for the ideals of king, country, and chivalry.
* Die with valor.
* Always keep one's word of honor.
* Always maintain one's principles.
* Never betray a confidence or comrade.
* Avoid deception.
* Respect life and freedom.
* Die with honor.
* Exhibit manners.
* Be polite and attentive.
* Be respectful of host, women, and honor.
* Loyalty to country, King, honor, freedom, and the code of chivalry.
* Loyalty to one's friends and those who lay their trust in thee.

Wow, a lot of guys feel threatened by your assertions, ahem, wasn't sense o' humor on the list somewhere

WengWeng is pretty fly for a wee guy, but the following stud will forever ever after be amongst the hugely gonaded (real men make up their own words when necessary.)

reply to post by inchworm


I think mankind is headed that way. Androgynous beings is what i think mankind will be. Not every male wants to be like what you guys want them to be, or what females want them to be.

reply to post by The GUT


Real men threaten!

(I think I am getting the hang of this...I mean--I have always had the hang of this!)

I could do without the muskles, but I understand that gals like to peek in on the real men.

(If they are lucky they become reel men?)

Ouch, I am done.

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst


Now, .... share your strategies and pointers !!!!

Fighting doesn't " make you a man"...

How about taking care of your responsibilities in a "self-effacing" manner.i.e. putting others first.

Standing up for your commitments and whats right( not to go along with the crowd.)

Using fictional movies to base your idea of "Manhood " on is a poor choice as in those tough guy movies extras get killed and get up and walk away after the director yells"cut"". Life is rarely black and white: this person is "good" this one "bad"; this one deserves killing this one doesn't.
Your reliance on violence is limiting;I would think the martial arts training would emphasize that. Perhaps that comes with maturity.

reply to post by 46ACE


Number ELEVEN!

It is one louder:



Seriously, this thread is not seriously.

Real men aren't serious (Hey I like that one!)

Sorry for being a liar!

reply to post by PS3Geek


Actually, a man who takes care of himself is a big turnon. Sorry, most women don't like shaggy and smelly guys.

If you can't take care of yourself, how can you take care of anyone else?

A man getting a manicure tells me many things: He cares about his appearence, he knows a woman doesn't want to be touched by rough or dirty hands, he understands that presentation means a lot.

Its not gay, its smart.

add , jason scott lee, Denis quade , Westly snipes , Leonardo Dicapio , Johnny depp , Brandon Fraiser , val kilmer, Bill pullman , and thats just off the top of my head.

Originally posted by 46ACE

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst


Now, .... share your strategies and pointers !!!!

Fighting doesn't " make you a man"...

Originally posted by 46ACE

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst


Now, .... share your strategies and pointers !!!!

Fighting doesn't " make you a man"...

Yep, the most important males on earth that actually run our world would be priests not vulgar thugs. They just train you guys to be like that, so they do not have to do it.

Do not care what females want in males, and neither should you guys.

What about what it is to be female?

Originally posted by 46ACE

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst


Now, .... share your strategies and pointers !!!!

Fighting doesn't " make you a man

Maybe if ya tried fighting Jimmy "The Ape' Morgan youd' change yer tune, wise guy.

But this statment is correct:

"Fighting does not make you a man."

THIS statement is also correct:

"Winning a fight makes you a man, because real men never lose."

(Why do I feel like I should be named Tyler Durden? (Oooh there is a "real" man, Ha!))

reply to post by nixie_nox


Manicures?? What ya tryin to do turn us all into Boy Georges?

I for one am glad i was passive all my life, and i like germanies idea of banning things with violence.

Things like boxing and ufc should not even exist, in a society where people want to think they are people and of higher intelligence.

Females can love all hat stuff as they want, but the real males who run our world are the opposite of that, lol.