Bush's new plan for more inspectors

Subject: PRESIDENT BUSH AGREES TO MORE INSPECTORS

The President has announced that as of today, he is agreeing to additional inspectors to be deployed throughout the country of Iraq. We will be sending 250,000 additional inspectors into Iraq. The additional inspectors will include:

24,000 members of the 1st Infantry ("Big Red One") Division 15,000 members of the 101st Airborne ("Screaming Eagles") Division (Air Assault )
15,000 members of the 82d Airborne ("All Americans") Division
More than 5,000 members of the 4th Armored Division with their "M1-A1 all-terrain vehicles"
Additional U.S. Army personnel, as needed for inspections
A variety of U.S. Air Force personnel for aerial recon missions and other "surveilance" activities
A significant number of United States Marines to aid with inspections
United States Coast Guard personnel to inspect coastlines
An undisclosed number of Rangers, Green Berets, Navy SEALs, Recon Marines, Delta Force, and other Special Operations personnel to inspect Iraqi "hide-aways"

Special air deliveries to aid the inspections will be made by aircraft from the USS Constellation, USS George Washington, USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Enterprise. The President stated: "With these additional inspectors, the inspections should be completed in a few weeks."

There Bush goes screwing things up again...If he actually *wanted* to do things above-board & according to international law, it would be UN troops...er, um...inspectors going into Iraq, not US personnel...

Very funny post AF1. I like your sens of humour.