posted on Jun, 30 2004 @ 12:01 PM
wiping up messes. The paper is not very absorbent.
sandbags. see above.
fireplace fuel. They stink to high hell because of the yellow ink, which contains cyanide, btw.
insulation. The are fairly flammable.
cutting boards. Because they are bound on one side but not the other, they slide and slop around.
stepladders. They don't give you enough of them
insect control. Too heavy to swing with accuracy. Won't get roaches in corners adequately, either.
missles. I put one in my backyard catapult, but the stupid book opened up before it even reached an elevation of 40 ft. or so, effectively slowing it
down, and causing it to level out; that it just dropped into the swimming pool.(*%&*%$#@%)