Now the TSA is putting their hands down your pants...

I don't mind TSA putting their hands down in my pants, but it better be an average/above average chick or im not getting on the plane.

Well if they did that to me, Id make sure they get a little surprise when they do! For the men who are able to, do like me and sport some "wood" so they can get a handful!

Originally posted by Segador
I just had a terrific idea for a new dirty movie

We will call it

Touchy
Sexy
Asian

I'm going to win a Woody Award for this one!

What's up with that? Why do you have to make a sexually based racist joke? Asians are no sluttier than the other races.

Originally posted by catchmeifyoucan
reply to post by Anonymous Avatar

 

yeah but

*puts on tin foil hat*

they know people would get mad, they KNOW it, so do they WANT people to get mad? and why?

*takes off tin foil hat*

baaaa!

My theory is they want to make the pat downs difficult to force people into the full body scans. If the make the pat down process humilating, more people will just opt for the scan.

What I don't understand is why now with the full body scans. It's been a decade since 9-11 and we have managed just fine with the previous scans.

And to all the previous posters making jokes. As a women who used to be a frequent flyer - I don't think it's funny. Women react very differently to being touched - and it really doesn't matter if it's a women or a man.

Originally posted by The Endtime Warrior
Well if they did that to me, Id make sure they get a little surprise when they do! For the men who are able to, do like me and sport some "wood" so they can get a handful!

I think we all might not realize the TSA agents might not like this process either. After all, if they say no they lose their job (and maybe their clearance too). Can you imagine having to touch people (all sorts of people) everyday just to support your family.

I said this on another thread, I don't think degrading them is the answer.

I used to fly a lot and there a few TSA jerks, but most were reasonable. My mother had a medical condition which required a pat down everytime. Each time they were understanding and handled it appropriately (if they wanted to they could have been it difficult) - so they aren't all jerks.

reply to post by Daughter2


Its a joke, I don't fly. Probably won't ever in the future. Perhaps my "lightening" of the situation was not needed but I find the whole concept a joke anyway. Relax, don't take it so personal ( in regard to your previous post)

Originally posted by tamusan

Originally posted by Segador
I just had a terrific idea for a new dirty movie

We will call it

Touchy
Sexy
Asian

I'm going to win a Woody Award for this one!

What's up with that? Why do you have to make a sexually based racist joke? Asians are no sluttier than the other races.

What he can't corner the asian girl fetish market?

As for me, bloodhound gang lyrics sprang into my head

put your hands down my pants;

the bad touch

Originally posted by catchmeifyoucan
reply to post by Mayson

 

blown up? like 9/11?

"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."

Benjamin Franklin

If getting felt up is a loss of "essential" liberty, then put me in the Gulag.

You can quote me on this all you want, it doesn't make it true

Originally posted by Daughter2

Originally posted by The Endtime Warrior
Well if they did that to me, Id make sure they get a little surprise when they do! For the men who are able to, do like me and sport some "wood" so they can get a handful!

I think we all might not realize the TSA agents might not like this process either. After all, if they say no they lose their job (and maybe their clearance too). Can you imagine having to touch people (all sorts of people) everyday just to support your family.

I said this on another thread, I don't think degrading them is the answer.

I used to fly a lot and there a few TSA jerks, but most were reasonable. My mother had a medical condition which required a pat down everytime. Each time they were understanding and handled it appropriately (if they wanted to they could have been it difficult) - so they aren't all jerks.

edit on November 16th 2010 by Daughter2 because: (no reason given)

Degrading TSA agents is only a step in a process. This abuse on our Constitutional rights must be fought on many fronts in order to obtain a victory. If enough TSA agents are humiliated, perhaps some will simply refuse to do it. Change must come from within, and in this case, that means inside the TSA.

The next time I go through Airport security and have to get my junk patted down, I will make sure to pop a Cialis so I can have one of those 3 hour erections just to mess with the TSA.

I have no shame, and if the TSA is going to molest me, I am going to be sure and make it as disturbing as I can for them.

reply to post by Lysergic


There you go That should become the TSA theme song.

My wife is Asian, that's why it hit a nerve. Once, I broke my hand on someone's face for something similar.

Basically my idea is this. Soiled adult diapers.

I've heard rumors they will be closing toilets on some flights anyway, to save money and add additional seating. So this idea will kill two birds with one stone.

These guys want to stick their hand down your pants and have a feel around. Make them regret it. Get enough people in adult diapers to show up at the same screening centre at the same time, or very often but on different occasions, and you will quickly drive this issue to the fore as both screeners and screenies fight to have this practice stopped once and for all.

reply to post by Mayson


Yep, I hope you don't feel the same way about your children. Just because it's the TSA does not make sexual assault, molestation, and child molestation legal or justified. I do not intend to have my 4th amendment rights violated because you are scared of the boogey man at the airport.

It's TSA policy for passengers to get patted down by screeners of the same sex.
Guess that tosses out some people's hopes. I'll be sure to take several laxatives before my trip.

I know most of you are joking but you don't need to go to extremes.


To stop the full body scans, you just need to opt out of the full body scan...ask for a private room....tell the screener the pat down made you uncomfortable...then tell the supervisor the pat down made you feel uncomfortable. If there isn't enough manpower to do the pat downs, they will stop.

The people who actually make these decisions aren't doing the screenings, they could care less if the screeners aren't happy.

Originally posted by Daughter2
And to all the previous posters making jokes. As a women who used to be a frequent flyer - I don't think it's funny. Women react very differently to being touched - and it really doesn't matter if it's a women or a man.

Oh spare me. Lighten up, Alice. I'm so tired of hearing women are so much more special and different than men. It's simply not true. Isn't that was equality was all about anyway?

reply to post by laiguana


Yes because "don't ask don't tell" I guess. Next time I'll make sure I talk with a lisp and tell them I'm uncomfortable with a male touching me.

Here's some great advertising for the TSA...

www.brasschecktv.com...

People need to start boycotting these airlines, surely it must already be damaging their passenger numbers?

I wonder if job applications for the TSA have increased due to this legal molestation?

This is blatant abuse of human rights

reply to post by FalselyFlagged


Oh you going blowing up planes are you? Or are you like the rest of us? Sick of government tyranny.

Problem is, the terrorists are PROMELGATING the tyranny that they fight against.

Almost like it is PLANNED

reply to post by saltheart foamfollower


Here, let me give you a list.

Bankers.
Politicians.
Financiers.
Central Bank Heads
Monarchy

Who are they attacking? Average folks!

Seems to me, that the terrorists are furthering the VERY THING that they are "SUPPOSEDLY" fighting against!

Originally posted by janon

Originally posted by Daughter2
And to all the previous posters making jokes. As a women who used to be a frequent flyer - I don't think it's funny. Women react very differently to being touched - and it really doesn't matter if it's a women or a man.

Oh spare me. Lighten up, Alice. I'm so tired of hearing women are so much more special and different than men. It's simply not true. Isn't that was equality was all about anyway?

reply to post by laiguana

 

Yes because "don't ask don't tell" I guess. Next time I'll make sure I talk with a lisp and tell them I'm uncomfortable with a male touching me.

edit on 16-11-2010 by janon because: (no reason given)

FACT: Women are different than men in many ways.

FACT: Women are generally more sensitive to touch (physically) than men, Psychologically as well.

what's so hard to understand about that?