If the Aliens landed, and asked for three? Who would you send?

OK. Imagine if you will, a fantasy scenario.

Aliens land on the White House Lawn, and they ask for three representatives of the human race, who represent our humanity with all its triumphs and failings. Our hopes, dreams, achievments and essential humanity.

They ask to speak with three humans - and three only. Who would you say represented us all, and could really give the Aliens some insight into us.

Who would you say? Which three?

Terrence mckenna...

Archie Bunker ...

And...

General Chitchat...

Not nesc. in that order...

~meathead

If they're not coming back, I choose Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and George Soros.

I figure once they get a good look at them, they won't be back. It's sort of a win-win. "These are representatives of all that is good. If you try to colonize, it's mostly worse than these guys, so you might want to keep moving"

Well alive today I would choose the following:

Arundhati Roy
Evo Morales
Tim Flannery

my mother in-law chuck Norris and alex jones
in law to talk them to death
Chuck to finish them off
And if any are left Alex will have them so freaked out about martial law they wont come back

"Maynard" James Keenan

George Carlin

Ron Paul

reply to post by Onet Wosix


That's easy... Karlhungis, Chadwickus & Raud.

Originally posted by hillbilly4rent
my mother in-law chuck Norris and alex jones
in law to talk them to death
Chuck to finish them off
And if any are left Alex will have them so freaked out about martial law they wont come back

hahahahaha!!!!

thats a classic
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reply to post by hillbilly4rent


Wow, that had me laughing my ass off. Great one.

If we sent Soros and the like, they would probably deem humans a threat and supernuke this tiny planet into oblivion I think :p

Larry the Cable Guy
Hank Williams the 3rd
...and Adam Sandler

make them laugh

I would send
Tony Blair ... for the anal probe , revenge for what he did to my country .
Ozzy Ozbourne .... as long as they bring him back
and the third would have to be ......Phage , to see if he could convince them they don't exist

On a Sirius side
Stephen Hawking IMHO he is the only one that can think like an alien to get a common dialog between species
and after a dialog is established
Jimmy Carter to broker for alien and human rights
and after that the
Dalai Lama to ensure that earthling are a peaceful species and that we are just infants in the grand scheme of things

Originally posted by gortex
I would send
Tony Blair ... for the anal probe , revenge for what he did to my country .
Ozzy Ozbourne .... as long as they bring him back

and the third would have to be ......Phage , to see if he could convince them they don't exist

hahahah phage. star for you

My wife. Mabee they will keep her. (joking....kinda)
Howard stern to report back to us
Madoff mabee they will probe him for taking all those peoples money and if they had anything that was valuable he could talk them out of it and fix our economy

Id just send Boris Johnson on his own for the lols.

How about Ozzy Osborne,Steve Jobs and Jesse Ventura
That would be a hoot

reply to post by Onet Wosix


Funny.. the first name that pops up was the one and only.. Jack Nicholson

Just listen to the man here talking about UFO´s and aliens living among us...

Go to 3:00 and just listen to the man

Sarah Palin, Stephen Harper, Henry Kissinger. And I would tell the aliens to keep 'em.

May as well join in the fun...

William Shatner as i am sure Ailens will have watched Star Trek!

Elton John so that he can sing Rocket Man as an example of Earth music!

Simon Cowell (X Factor supremo) as he can give the visitors excellent PR coverage!




On a more serious note

President Obama
President Putin
A random member of the public/human race who has not political commitments/affliations

reply to post by A boy in a dress


NOPE!!
What else would you have to write about???
If you kill them off then I have nothing to read.

By the way...chop chop.
I have been bored lately.

Back to your desk!!!!!!!