What would you say to Satan?

i would ask,Why do you choose to be the dr. evil to gods austin powers?

I guess I would say
"Dude where were you in my early teens when I would gladly have given you my soul just to see a real pair of boobs...
You really dropped the ball on that one!"

How are you going to manage to kill the saints? it says satan wages war against michael or the other way around. either way satan kills all of the allstars except jesus and john.Whats the reason behind this

I would say "No, my wife will not remarry your son!" hahaha.

Just kidding. . .I would really say "No, we will not vote for another Bush!"

Hmmm, interesting....

How 'bout, "I'd sell my soul to get into Heaven." Although, he's the Devil so he'd probably twist it and make it bad. That guy's such a jerk. He'd probably put me into Dog Heaven or spider heaven and laugh that evil laugh of his. Sure, I'd be in Heaven but with the dogs barking and the spiders crawling all over the place, I really wouldn't be able to enjoy myself for all eternity.

On second thought, I'd probably just stay away and not make eye contact.

I'd ask Satan:

Hey, you got a facebook bro???

Would boldly look him in the eye and say
'Let's make a deal..."
Seriously, pretty much would...
No questions asked.

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DADDY!!!

People are stupid, can I come home now???