What would you say to Satan?

I was browsing one of the threads about demonic possession and it got me to thinking... What would my fellow ATS members say/ask the Devil himself if they had a chance to have a face to face interview, even if it were through a possessed individual, but nonetheless Satan himself?

Get thee behind me, Satan!

Is death afraid of Dick Cheney or something or is he just lazy?
And what the hell was he thinking when he killed Billy Mays?

Ever thought of firing that guy?

Originally posted by The Endtime Warrior
Get thee behind me, Satan!

......my sentiments exactly.

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Hey bro, turn the air con up would ya!

Bet he has a nice one tool...

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Thanks for keeping my seat warm.

He would reply: " Well, it was a good run."

On topic, I don't really think Satan exists, at least not in the form that we perceive him/it in.

~Keeper

Originally posted by The Endtime Warrior
Get thee behind me, Satan!

Lol you're in Hell, not with the faeries!!

Oh, wait... haha, I get it now...

Why did God make you do it?
That is my question. 100 Satanic questions

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The Lord Rebuke you ....

I'd tell him to quit reminding me about my past and think about his future.

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Hit the road loser!
Don't let the door
hit your tail on the
way down.

did you broke up with Saddam Hussein?

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how old are you?

would you do it all over again?

Originally posted by mamabeth
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Hit the road loser!
Don't let the door
hit your tail on the
way down.

Assuming there is a door to hell.

I would say, holy cheat, please, get me to a doctor, I am hallucinating too besides xxxxxx

I'd say say how long are you and God gonna milk this Good God, Bad God gig,it's so 1,500 BCE.

OH and incidentally, your fly is open

It would go a little like this....
Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup where is my room and point me to the nearest bar? I may also ask him what spf sun block should I bring with me? :

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i would ask him who he has the 'hots' for?, if he likes his meat flamed or smoked?, i would ask him if sunday is gods day, what day is your day? he will more than likely say fry-day.

and i would also ask what t.v. show he likes the best, he will more than likely say 'you've been flamed'

i would seriously ask him why he supports manchester united.

I'd ask him if he ever misses god.

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I would say; "hello, Mr. president."


2nd line.

3rd for good measure.