ATS dating site.

Be honest,there are 3 main reasons why YOU are on here.

1,have someone read your ideas on x,y and z.
2,argue.
3,pick up fresh meat...


so,let's do it. the OFFICAL ATS dating site.

ATS owner, get moving on this. UFO watchers and 2012 doom
merchants have to pay double.

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Almost frightening to think of what two ATS'ers combined DNA might spawn.

I wonder how many are already out there?

you mean a geek splice..now youre talking Few...

Im a 2659 year old grey cointelpro, looking for a nice earthling, preferably with a docking hatch, instead of a docking hose. ive been here for several years now, and must say i enjoy early morning crawls in the sewer, and late night carnivorisms. any one interested?

what are your [inner] dimensions? sell your self more...

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me? inner dimension? howd you know i travel thru dimensions?

well im a kind grey who doesnt want to take over your people, just want to breed and eat the weak ones.
i communicate through clouds, and hope to one day infest the soul of palin. i cant cook, cant sing, but i can creep your friends out pretty well with my shapeshifting. oh and poetry, all greys love poetry. but rap music destroys us, so i must turn it off within 20 seconds. it was close a few times.. eminem tricked me because i thought it was rock music. we greys just stereotype, alot.


nah im just some dude who likes chix. but i dont come to the net to find them. girls on the net are really dudes , or is that my greyness stereotyping again?

I can see it now-

Two ATSers setting up their first date online-

"I'm sorry, I don't disclose that type of information"
"How do I know your not a disinfo agent?"
"How do I know your not?"
"Do you have any proof to back up your claims?"
"I wouldn't believe anything from your source and I suggest you don't either."
"I'll meet you there, you don't have to meet me."

Two ATSers meeting for the first time-

"Hey you, in the shadows, Are you geo1066?"
"You don't look like anything you said. Are you a 'disinfo agent'?"
"Have you gone inside yet to see if anything is..uh.. out of place?"

Then once they get inside the restarant-
They are both sitting on the same side of the table, facing the door, with their backs against the wall.

"Did you see the eyes on that waiter?"
"Look over there. Have you seen them before?"


LOL!! Yea, great idea!!

yes, it would be near impossible..but could happen..

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..It's only funny because it's true!

Originally posted by ewokdisco
Be honest,there are 3 main reasons why YOU are on here.

1,have someone read your ideas on x,y and z.
2,argue.
3,pick up fresh meat...


so,let's do it. the OFFICAL ATS dating site.

ATS owner, get moving on this. UFO watchers and 2012 doom
merchants have to pay double.

I'm here more for 1. Not into arguing. Never thought about picking up fresh meat. You forgot entertainment. ATS dating sounds interesting. I wonder how the more paranoid among us would handle it lol.