posted on Sep, 12 2010 @ 11:55 AM
reply to post by Iamonlyhuman
Thanks for the good laugh mate, and just when I really needed it! What happened to the cop reminded me of the misfortune of a friend of mine, some
thirty or so years ago. He was out checking around an old barn, hoping to find some boards he could use in renovating his rec-room. Whilst sorting
through a pile of smaller boards, he disturbed a family of baby skunks that had made a home underneath them. Instead of getting the heck out of there
he took a few seconds to view the kits, and that's when the mother who must have been up on one of the lower beams, launched herself onto the back of
my friend's neck, biting and spraying at the same time. As if that wasn't enough, the poor guy jumps back whilst trying to get rid of this irate
skunk, and lands on a nail that was sticking out of one of the boards. It went through the sole of his running shoe, and right up through his foot. He
finally gets rid of the skunk and comes hobbling out of the barn with the board still attached to his foot, moaning in pain and stinking to high
heaven. As soon as he removed the board, he immediately drove to the hospital, where I'm sure he wasn't exactly welcomed with open arms, and if you
have ever smelled a skunk up close, you'll easily understand why. To add a couple of insults to his injuries, he was given a tetanus shot in the ass,
then for about a month, every day had to get a painful shot for rabies, right in the abdomen. Not a good day!