posted on Aug, 22 2010 @ 04:12 AM
Dear Barry,
As a blind orphan myself I know the needs of the children I care for
during the day while volunteering at the orphanage. But at night
my volunteer work at the homeless shelter for widowers of veteran's
children with birth defects and injured puppies, is lacking. I simply do
not have the training I need to aid these poor sick people and animals
as well as I should.
Since I donate all my time to charity (except when I am in church) and
donate all my spare money, $3.17 after taxes, I have no money for
tuition for the classes that I require in injured puppy training and homeless
veteran's infants with birth defects care-giving.
Tuition for the full course, plus books is only $4,900,000.00 dollars.
Note: The price is actually $4,900,006.34 but since the course takes two
months (and I have heard a human can live that long without food) if I
add my $3.17 a month for two months that brings the price down to
$4,900,000.00 even.
Please help,
Sincerely,
The Blind orphaned sister of Mother Teresa's fifth cousin
[edit on 22-8-2010 by rival]