A simple question to Masons

reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler


Doh! Crapola!

Just sent you a heartfelt U2U THEN went back and read the parody.

We don't accept BEDWETTERS!

Pooping your Depends is ok in lodge though.

reply to post by emsed1


I recieved your U2U and must say that it was very nice of you to take the time to write it and send it.

Very informative, postive, and pleasant.

Careful it's people like you that will give Masonry a good name.

I am going to try to make sure Rockpuck doesn't find out about this!

Thanks for the kind gesture.

Originally posted by emsed1
We don't accept BEDWETTERS!

Pooping your Depends is ok in lodge though.

Well, see, there's a fine distinction you're not making there... We don't accept bedwetters OR pants poopers. But if someone's already a Mason before those symptoms arise, there's not much we can do about it.

IIRC, the actual text of the obligation was "I will not be at the making of a Mason who is not sound of bowel and bladder." If they lose control of those organs after they've been raised, though, they're probably Past Masters...

Originally posted by JoshNorton

Originally posted by emsed1
We don't accept BEDWETTERS!

Pooping your Depends is ok in lodge though.

Well, see, there's a fine distinction you're not making there... We don't accept bedwetters OR pants poopers. But if someone's already a Mason before those symptoms arise, there's not much we can do about it.

IIRC, the actual text of the obligation was "I will not be at the making of a Mason who is not sound of bowel and bladder." If they lose control of those organs after they've been raised, though, they're probably Past Masters...

So does this mean I am a formerly ascended Master? If so does this mean I am automatically entitled to rubber chicken dinners and a guest of honor spot at the table?

By the way Mr. Norton if you are ever so inclined, I would enjoy it if you were to privately communicate your own thoughts on the Hidden Hand thread Window of Opportunity you participated on a long time ago.

Interesting subject matter, I would love to know your conclusions on it.

Thanks.

reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler

I am going to try to make sure Rockpuck doesn't find out about this!

What do I have to do with.... anything in this thread?

to the OP: If you're serious and not sarcastic hours depend on the lodge.

Originally posted by Rockpuck
reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler

 

I am going to try to make sure Rockpuck doesn't find out about this!

What do I have to do with.... anything in this thread?

to the OP: If you're serious and not sarcastic hours depend on the lodge.

Darn...look over there! It's Dolly Parton!



Let us take a moment and celebrate as I stand on the verge of becoming a free and accepted Mason!

Will you call me bro once I join Rockpuck?

Originally posted by ProtoplasmicTraveler
Darn...look over there! It's Dolly Parton!

Nah, it was just Networkdude.

But try not to feel too bad, that happens to him often. He is like the Lady Gaga of Masonry.

Originally posted by AugustusMasonicus

Originally posted by ProtoplasmicTraveler
Darn...look over there! It's Dolly Parton!

Nah, it was just Networkdude.

But try not to feel too bad, that happens to him often. He is like the Lady Gaga of Masonry.

Wow! So you are saying Lady Gaga is part of a Masonic Network Conspiracy?

Lady Gaga?

Which leads me to ask, if I become a Mason will Masons still make fun of my conspiracy theories?

Or will they support me in my conclusions that Howard Cosell was actually the brains behind Henry Kissinger and the New World Order using Rune Arledge as the official go between?

Originally posted by ProtoplasmicTraveler
Wow! So you are saying Lady Gaga is part of a Masonic Network Conspiracy?

Duh, how do you think it got so famous?

Lady Gaga?

I know. Killer.

This is all the cool stuff you are currently missing. You probably think American Idol is not rigged as well. Or the World Cup. Ghana. Hah.

Which leads me to ask, if I become a Mason will Masons still make fun of my conspiracy theories?

Hell, no! But after everything, and I do mean everything, you have speculated and theorized about is proven true you may end up leading a very boring life.

Oh, and it will be quite a long one since we have access to all of those children's healthy young organs.

Or will they support me in my conclusions that Howard Cosell was actually the brains behind Henry Kissinger and the New World Order using Rune Arledge as the official go between?

You are omitting the participation of one Jack Lambert in the whole process.

reply to post by AugustusMasonicus


It was actually Jack Ham and not Jack Lambert! You can't jack the Steel Curtain.

Are you saying that the Steelers winning all those Super Bowls was a Masonic Conspiracy?

Here I always thought it was because they had access to better performance enhancing steroids.

Can I have one of those hats with the tassle that comes out of a string on the middle?

In purple felt?

Originally posted by JoshNorton

Originally posted by emsed1
We don't accept BEDWETTERS!

Pooping your Depends is ok in lodge though.

Well, see, there's a fine distinction you're not making there... We don't accept bedwetters OR pants poopers. But if someone's already a Mason before those symptoms arise, there's not much we can do about it.

IIRC, the actual text of the obligation was "I will not be at the making of a Mason who is not sound of bowel and bladder." If they lose control of those organs after they've been raised, though, they're probably Past Masters...

Well.. you are forcing my 'hand' brother.

My lodge recently enacted a ban on hot dog bun eaters!

Re: Lady Gaga

I promised not to have illicit intercourse with a Mason's wife or daughter, but I would totally hit that.

Originally posted by AugustusMasonicus

Originally posted by ProtoplasmicTraveler
Darn...look over there! It's Dolly Parton!

Nah, it was just Networkdude.

But try not to feel too bad, that happens to him often. He is like the Lady Gaga of Masonry.

there I was, quietly reading and trying to stay out of the way, and then this happens. My wife and kids pester me about my moobs and now you.

BTW moobs=man boobs

Originally posted by network dude
BTW moobs=man boobs

Yes, I know. Well I guess that means I can get you a murse to go with your mandals.