posted on Jun, 18 2010 @ 08:02 AM
A man goes to see his Priest, to discuss a problem he is having. The man explains he has 2 female parrots. The problem is, all they ever say is
"Hello, we're hookers! Would you like to have sex?" It's very embarrassing and he has to keep them hidden from family and friends.
The Priest calms the man. He explains that he has 2 male parrots, Bob and Frank. These parrots, since coming to the Church have come to know
God....All they ever do is pray to him. He urges the man to bring the parrots so he can have them pray together.
The man brings his parrots to the church. He puts the female birds in the male cage. Frank and Bob are holding rosary beads, and feverishly praying.
All of a sudden, the female parrots exclaim "Hello, we're hookers! Would you like to have sex?"
Bob says "Hey Frank, put the beads down, our prayers have been answered!!!"