posted on Jun, 14 2010 @ 10:29 AM
Thank you so much for your kind comments on being doomy and gloomy. I would like to take this opportunity and apologize for having such a depressing
view on the current state of the world today.
One of the great things about being human, is that one is able to step back and take a look at themselves. I was deeply mortified by your comments
that my thinking was all doomy and gloomy. I took a long look in the mirror right after I read your post and realized you were 100% unequivicalbly
In order to correct the situation I immediately called my Psychic advisor. She told me not to worry, we would all be dead in a few years anyway. I
didn't quite like that answer so I called my local Psychiatric professional. She had me lie down on my couch and recant my earliest memories from
The problem as she desribed it was my total lack of sugar this morning. She suggested that I go have a big bowl of coco puffs. That however was the
start of my problem. Last night I went to the grocery store to do a little bit of shopping. While shopping I noticed this very beautiful woman doing
the same, So I did what any other red blooded american guy would do. I followed her down the canned vegtable aisle, then into the produce section, and
just as she started pushing her cart faster with this scared look in her eyes I slammed my cart into hers in the cereal Aisle. I was a little
embarassed by her reaction when I told her I was coo coo for her cocoa puffs. Neddless to say I had to leave the store very quickly without my sugar
fix for this morning.
I do hope you understand and will forgive me for all my doom and gloom this morning, but surely you understand.
[edit on 14-6-2010 by photobug]