Israelis Train Snakes to Attack

Israelis Train Snakes to Attack

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Palestinian Authority Arabs have made a variety of accusations against Israel over the years, from distributing bubble gum that corrupts Muslim youth to attacking with trained pigs. The latest rumor making the rounds among Arabs in Samaria is that Israelis are training snakes to attack innocent farmers, according to the Bethlehem-based Maan news, which is closely associated with the Fatah-led Palestinian Authority.

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The story states that an Arab woman was attacked by a snake, and then “escaped” towards the Jewish city of Ariel. Palestinian villagers have also accused Israel of training pigs and anti-Arab super rats in Jerusalem to attack Arab farmers. According to a Palestinian Media Watch, “"Two PA newspapers…are accusing Israel of releasing rats with supernatural qualities to chase away the Arab residents of Jerusalem,"
The super rats are: Immune to rat poison, Aggressive and larger than usual, Unafraid of cats and able to scare them away, Highly fertile, with females giving birth to 140 young rats a year, four times the normal average, and, Highly selective, as Jewish residents of Jerusalem apparently are not affected by these rats.
So here is some bubble gum for you to chew on. Instead of lions, tigers, and bears, you have snakes, pigs, and Anti-Arab super rats, oh my!
The end is nearer than you think.


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[edit on 14-6-2010 by Violater1]

Well, everybody loves a good fairy tale...

But its the selective bubonic plague bacterium riding on the Super Rats that they really need to worry about.

Isn't propaganda grand?

Originally posted by mobiusmale
Well, everybody loves a good fairy tale...
But its the selective bubonic plague bacterium riding on the Super Rats that they really need to worry about.
Isn't propaganda grand?

Where did you find the bubonic plague part?
Are you saying that Israel has now trained Super-Fleas to attack only Arabs?

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Oh yeah...you're right!

I forgot about the selective Super Fleas, on which the selective Plague rides, all of which ride on the selective Super Rats.

I wonder if they have also trained the selective Snakes so that they selectively do not eat selective Super Rats...because that would be counter-productive.

Where's Mayor 'Diamond' Joe Quimby when you need him???

Oh, whacking day, oh wahcking day...

There has to be a photo-opportunity for a politician, killing a few trained snakes!

Oh my. This is absolutely ridiculous.



Besides, the qualities of the rats you stated are in no way supernatural. Merely hormone raged and artificially selected for physical attributes.

A lady sees a single snake in the grass this one time and... BLAMES THE ENTIRE ISRAELI ARMY!

People and logic go together so well these days...