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Massive Flow Of Bullpoo Continues To Gush From BP Headquarters

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posted on Jun, 11 2010 @ 07:48 AM
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LONDON—As the crisis in the Gulf of Mexico entered its eighth week Wednesday, fears continued to grow that the massive flow of bull#### still gushing from the headquarters of oil giant BP could prove catastrophic if nothing is done to contain it.

The toxic bull####, which began to spew from the mouths of BP executives shortly after the explosion of the Deepwater Horizon oil rig in April, has completely devastated the Gulf region, delaying cleanup efforts, affecting thousands of jobs, and endangering the lives of all nearby wildlife.

"Everything we can see at the moment suggests that the overall environmental impact of this will be very, very modest," said BP CEO Tony Hayward, letting loose a colossal stream of undiluted bull####. "The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean, and the volume of oil we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total volume of water."




Though no one knows exactly how much of the dangerous bull#### is currently gushing from BP headquarters, estimates put the number at somewhere between 25,000 and 70,000 words a day.


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