I call a pizza conspiracy.

right,

its 1:11 am here.
i've just bought a pizza and brought it home.
first strange thing - i bought a can of drink too. got it when i paid, 10-15 minutes til pizza.

drink.. drunk. gone.

then, pizza ready!and as i putthe empty can on the counter the guy gave me a strange grin and another drink.

anywho, i've got home and started to eat my 10" Veggie Hot.

1) Theres no tomato sauce on it... what the hell.
2) It has pineapple - PINEAPPLE! Thats not a vegetable its a goddamn fruit. And not a very nice one..
3) Bits of it are soggy and taste, well, weird.

What has this got to do with conspiracies?

I ain't entirely sure. But I AM sure, theres a conspiracy in here somewhere.
Can anybody see it? Everythings a touch blurry right now.

Cheers ats

PS DON'T GO TO GEMINI TAKEAWAY ON OXFORD ROAD IN MANCHESTER

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Theres no tomato sauce on it...

"What a revoltin' development"!

Although...just what IS the tomato properly classed as? Some say it's a fruit, because of its seeds (and apparently some DNA thingy or something....)

But, other are in the decidedly 'vegetable' camp. So, who really knows?

Regardless, a Veggie pizza should have sauce on it unless it was like focaccia which can't be mistaken for a pizza.

OP...I have the cure. come to Chicago and I will show you proper pizza

-Kyo

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There are many people who do not eat pizzas with sauce on them, and others (like me) who order pineapple. That is why you either make your own, or get it from a good pizza place. That way, you can order it the way you want it.

I know people who order spinach and cauliflower on their pizzas. To each his own.

Did your Pizza have beetroot?
Its an excellent addittion but you put it on cold after Pizza leaves oven.