It looks like you're using an Ad Blocker.

Please white-list or disable AboveTopSecret.com in your ad-blocking tool.

Thank you.

 

Some features of ATS will be disabled while you continue to use an ad-blocker.

 

I call a pizza conspiracy.

page: 1
0

log in

join
share:

posted on May, 19 2010 @ 07:16 PM
link   
right,

its 1:11 am here.
i've just bought a pizza and brought it home.
first strange thing - i bought a can of drink too. got it when i paid, 10-15 minutes til pizza.

drink.. drunk. gone.

then, pizza ready!and as i putthe empty can on the counter the guy gave me a strange grin and another drink.

anywho, i've got home and started to eat my 10" Veggie Hot.

1) Theres no tomato sauce on it... what the hell.
2) It has pineapple - PINEAPPLE! Thats not a vegetable its a goddamn fruit. And not a very nice one..
3) Bits of it are soggy and taste, well, weird.

What has this got to do with conspiracies?

I ain't entirely sure. But I AM sure, theres a conspiracy in here somewhere.
Can anybody see it? Everythings a touch blurry right now.

Cheers ats

PS DON'T GO TO GEMINI TAKEAWAY ON OXFORD ROAD IN MANCHESTER




posted on May, 19 2010 @ 07:46 PM
link   
reply to post by selfisolated
 



Theres no tomato sauce on it...


"What a revoltin' development"!


Although...just what IS the tomato properly classed as? Some say it's a fruit, because of its seeds (and apparently some DNA thingy or something....)

But, other are in the decidedly 'vegetable' camp. So, who really knows?



posted on May, 19 2010 @ 11:01 PM
link   
Regardless, a Veggie pizza should have sauce on it unless it was like focaccia which can't be mistaken for a pizza.

OP...I have the cure. come to Chicago and I will show you proper pizza

-Kyo



posted on May, 20 2010 @ 02:13 PM
link   
reply to post by selfisolated
 


There are many people who do not eat pizzas with sauce on them, and others (like me) who order pineapple. That is why you either make your own, or get it from a good pizza place. That way, you can order it the way you want it.

I know people who order spinach and cauliflower on their pizzas. To each his own.



posted on May, 21 2010 @ 10:17 PM
link   
Did your Pizza have beetroot?
Its an excellent addittion but you put it on cold after Pizza leaves oven.




top topics
 
0

log in

join