Lord Jesus Christ hit by car while in crosswalk

Man, I'm tellin ya, Jesus can't catch a break in this anti-Christian world of ours today.

Recently, while crossing the street, in the crosswalk even, (or was that Cross Walk?) Lord Jesus Christ was hit by a careless driver and sent to the hospital with minor injuries.

Lord Jesus Christ suffers minor injuries in downtown Northampton crosswalk mishap

NORTHAMPTON - A 20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ in a marked crosswalk at Main Street and Strong Avenue, police said.

Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said Northampton police Capt. Scott Savino.

Christ, 50, of Belchertown, was taken to Cooley Dickinson Hospital for treatment of minor injuries following the 3:30 p.m. accident. He was treated at the hospital and then released.

Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street when her car, a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, struck Christ.

Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino said.

Savino said officers checked Christ’s identification at the scene and confirmed it was his legal name.

Mass Live.com

I guess she was lucky to get off with just a ticket on this one, if she had hit him any harder, she might be dealing with plagues of locusts right now.