Kid-friendly jokes // Lets share the spirit of inanity

Here's a couple I made-up myself a long time, and short time ago;
In order for a priest to bless the water and make it holy, what must be done to it first?
(A)He's got to boil the hell out of it.
Why did the chicken only go half-way across the road?
(A)The hen wanted to "lay-it-on-the-line."

Yup, looks like I'm entertaining myself here.
I was cleaning a horse paddock the other day.
I looked at the horse and asked him "I'm doing a good job, huh?"
He looked back at me and said "neigh."

What did the team of riddling lumberjacks do to the forest?
They stumped it!!!