posted on Feb, 13 2010 @ 03:44 PM
For my Public Speaking class I had to write a 60 second radio commercial advertising for a product/service. I have decided to post it here for the
enjoyment of my friends on ATS
Keep your family safe from harmful atomic rays this nuclear winter with Putin and Putin’s NPF 20,000. Our nuclear protectant formula is a skin salve
100% KGB approved for all of Mother Russia’s enemies.
This product is clinically proven to protect the user from hot flashes, melting face syndrome, death, radioactive body glow, cold war paranoia,
nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach…and acne. When the rest of the world is cowering beneath the wooden desks of confused school children,
you can rest assured that our product is just as pointless as ducking and covering in the event of atomic warfare.
This advertisement is propaganda written by the HAMMER AND SICKLE for all free market Nations comrade. Please consult your physician if you are
pregnant, nursing, or plan on becoming pregnant within the next six months, before using NPF 20,000.
Side effects that may occur include: a sudden decrease in common sense, proletariat uprisings, and the strong urge to set fire to your own cities.
*NO SPETSNAZ WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS PRODUCT, BUT MANY SMALL ANIMALS WERE*