posted on Feb, 12 2010 @ 10:58 PM
As an ex-patriated Nibiruvian, I would like to, respectfully, take issue with a number of your complaints. First, I would request you refrain from
using the term "grey", as it is quite opprobrious. We prefer to be referenced as "Southern-Niburuvian", or "So-Nib" for short. Thank you.
When we came here, we queried your government about the most fruitful employment opportunities. We were told that the fields of cattle mutilation and
crop circles, were wide open, as these were jobs that America's refused to perform. Later, we learned the truth was, you had recently unionized and
were breaking the backs of your employers, with your "cadillac" health care plans and exhorbitant salaries. Either way, we have just as much right
to feed our families, as you.
Beside the facts that we are able to survive on far less income and send approximately 80% of our tax-free income, back to Niburu for our families,
our higher level of intelligence has revealed the source for "free" health care, in your facilities referred to as Emergency Rooms. And, I must say,
having the ability to transport ourselves to any of Earth's continents in a matter of minutes (with no CO2 emmissions, I might add) has allowed us to
sample all forms of health care and determine yours to be unequaled. And free ! Oh, I said that already, didn't I?
You say that you want us to go through the legal process of immigration, before entering your lands, yet your people leave signs for directions and
dihydrogen monoxide for hydration, at numerous locations along the route . It appears as an open invitaion to us. Especially since the advent of the
"Follow Us to America" GPS iphone app. The funny part is that we can come and go as we please, but you have to purchase a photographic
identification packet, in order to travel outside your "borders". Seems a little silly, doesn't it? We think so.
Since you brought up the notion of "The American Dream", let me confer a few small grievances. It is becoming a little easier for us to do our
shopping, as most of your manufacturers have accepted their responsibilty to package their products with our language prominently displayed. Signage
is progressing, in this aspect, but is still lacking. We have waited long enough for your motion pictures to be presented in the language of our
ancestors. So, we will be seeking an injunction against Hollywood, until this matter is resolved. Your numerical systems are quite antiquated and do
not easily translate to ours, so it is vital that you begin an immediate conversion to the Nibiruvian system. You know, Life, Liberty and the Pursuit
of Happiness thing.
By the way, being people who consume uncooked portions of under-sea creatures, you really shouldn't put down Louisiana red hot sauce and hot fudge
Oh, I almost forgot, those so called Nibiruvian "friends" of yours are sell outs and you can tell them I said so!
[edit on 12-2-2010 by WTFover]