If I was in Congress I would always fly commercial. Not because I am a "man of the people," but because I would probably win votes for each flight
I took. If I took one round trip a week, I would be sharing an airplane with 400 people each week. These 400 people would go around telling their
family and friends about who they met Sen. Urinalmint and how I was a nice guy and all. It would be cheap campaign advertising.

