Iranian President Ahmadinejad Can Stay the Night at My House!

Iranian President Ahmadinejad is being booted out of another hotel in New York. The poor guy. Him and Gaghafi can both come pitch tents in my backyard for a day or two.

The dumbutts in Washington think we should get these guys to behave themselves, but how are we going to do that if nobody ever gives them a hug?

I think that's all they really need is a big hug. They're acting out because they don't get any love. Come on guys over here ya big galoots.

So guys, you can stay in my backyard for a couple days, I know it's a long flight from here to New York, but hey, I won't charge you any rent or anything, but you'll need to clean up your mess.

Mkay?

Call me, Bras!