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I Needed a Good Laugh Today!!

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posted on Sep, 24 2009 @ 01:20 PM
Rescue Team Uses Saw to Free Trapped Penis

Just when you think you've heard it all. Austin Powers would be proud.

The highly trained team usually responds to calls involving people trapped in structures and vehicles. On Tuesday, squad members responded to a trapped penis. In an ill-conceived attempt to increase the size of his member, a man placed his penis through the "hole of a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener," according to the Daily Pilot. The fasteners are used to secure weight plates on dumbbell bars.

When he arrived at Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian in Newport Beach, doctors tried to convince the man he needed immediate treatment.

That's where the multi-skilled urban search and rescue team and a surgical saw came in. The Pilot reported that squad members cut through the inch-thick ring -- producing sparks that flew across the room -- during a two-hour process.

His wife must be proud

Sparks and flesh do not mix

[edit on 24-9-2009 by jibeho]

posted on Sep, 24 2009 @ 01:23 PM
...for an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, seek immediate medical treatment.

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