posted on Aug, 18 2009 @ 09:07 AM
I am trapped in the 1970's so naturally I went in to the 'Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap' business!
Business has always been good until recently, whether it was the afordable pricing structure that gave real value for the dollar, or when the average
person needs a dirty deed done they feel more comfortable turning to an expert to trust the deed too, or there just aren't that many people who can
deliver dirty deeds dirt cheap I can't say.
Up until about 8 months ago it really looked like the recession and bad economy was not going to effect the dirty deeds done dirt cheap business, but
alas it's taken a tremendous hit! My business is off 65% to 80% over this time last year and two years ago respectively.
Sure I can sleep again now, and don't have to work 7 days a week 24 hours a day keeping up with the demand for dirty deeds done dirt cheap
but I have to worry now about a lot of things I never used to have to worry about.
Do I need to go into the dirty deeds done real expensive business?
That sucks then only the rich could pick up the phone and have a dirty deed done! I hate class struggle.
I worry too, is it just the economy or has some insidious form of love and kindness and honesty broken out destroying the delicate balance of the
perfect world were dirty deeds done dirt cheap become attractive to everyone?
Where does it all end this Highway to Hell, business has gotten so bad I have had to resort to dressing Back in Black just to advertise I am that
dirty deeds done dirt cheap kind of guy, which frankly wearing all black in Miami...well you might as already be in Hell. Talk about toasty!
Any way if you are having problems with the local tuff,
and you don't know what to do,
He's bothering you night and day giving you the blues
pirck up the phone I'm always home
or make a social call
Come one in will pick on him and have ourselves a ball