Wanted: Alien spiecies to take me on a tour of space.

Hello! I'm writing for any (friendly) alien species to take me on a tour of space. I also would like to know how much it would cost (fuel, customs, etc..) And would I need a passport, spacesuit or oxygen?

I am a non smoker and would like to bring a video camera or digital camera along (if not that is ok too)

Please contact me with a PM or message in this thread if you are interested.

I am available any time from 12am to 5am for departure but willing to negotiate on departure times.

Thanks!

They probably won't be that nice. They might probe you though.

You know, post that as a resume on craigs list and you might actually get a reply

Good luck, and if you find anyone message me XD

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Is this a joke or are you serious?

I guess it does not hurt to try though.........

Originally posted by jkrog08

 

Is this a joke or are you serious?

I guess it does not hurt to try though.........

Both!

I would definitely go though

[edit on 16-8-2009 by porschedrifter]

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Dude, I think Stephen Greer can arrange it all for a small cash donation of $1000. He's got alien signaling devices for sale too...we call them 'laser pointers.'

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Damn,you beat me to it!

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I've had a green one since 2004

If i ever saw a UFO I would definitely point it at it too...
I'll either get death-rayed or.... who knows

What is a "spiecies"?

id say explore our own planet before trying to see the universe. There is more to see here than meets the eye

good luck