posted on Jan, 24 2010 @ 08:11 PM
Just in the vein of random musings and meanderings.....
If I heard someone say something about "A bunch of pricks" and thought they were talking about cactus, would I have made any mistakes???
Not sure if that relates to this topic...but I put it out there for ponderance (sp?) 'pondering'(?) 'preponderance of thought' (?)
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Why is a 'rooster' also called a 'cock', yet in certain venues the (c-word), when applied to a certain item of male mammalian anatomy, is
considered 'vulgar'??? (AND what about that OTHER 'c-word'??? We won't go there, at least I won't....).
Speaking of roosters....
"Once, a farmer bought the meanest rooster alive. And this rooster went into the henhouse and (made love to)" ....OK, that is a 'euphemism'...we
know, we know I meant "screwed"....(oh, come on, it is an inclined plane device, known to facilitate the construction of certain objects....the
'screw', I mean....)
ANYWAY, this mean rooster (aka the "cock") ruined all of the hens, until they were all dead, much to the dismay of the farmer.
After going through all of the hens, the meanest "cock" alive went out to the pasture, and (euphasmitically) ruined ALL of the cows, and they all
died...and same story with all of the mares, etc, just about any of the female livestock on the farm....
Finally, after suffering the loss of most of his livelihood, the chagrined farmer saw the rooster lying 'dead' in the middle of the road....
Relieved, he approached and stood over the rooster, saying "It's about time, you SOB!!! At that point, the rooster opened one eye, and said
"Shhhhh. If you want to screw a vulture, you have to play their game...."
This is just to keep in mind next time you have a need to hire an attorney....
(I know, terrible joke and analogy....but the shark references were well overdone....)