Predictions of TEOTWAWKI (The end of the world as we know it):
2020s or 2030s: Bill Joy, co-founder and chief scientist of Sun Microsystems predicted the end of humanity in within 20 or 30 years, in an article in
the 2000-APR issue of Wired Magazine. He wrote that leading-edge technologies such as robotics, genetic engineering and nano-tech may soon lead to the
extinction of human society. 1
2023: According to an Email from Clarence D'Souza, Daniel 12:12-13 predicts the end of the world and of the Universe during this year.
Before 2024: A web site titled "Fire from the sky: Meteors and Biblical Prophecy," predicts that a meteor (actually a meteorite) "could" hit the
earth sometime between 1998 and 2023. This would cause fireballs of debris, tidal waves, supher [sic] dioxide, a "red tide" in the oceans, and a
2019 to 2026: John Ash had failed predicting the date of the "end" on two occasions, but is now quite confident that he has the correct seven year
tribulation interval defined. He rearranges the digits in the 1,290 days of Daniel 12:7 to produce 2019, which he predicts will be the start of the
tribulation. He then takes the 1,335 value from the same verse and adds the number 691 -- the approximate year that the Dome of the Rock was built in
Jerusalem to produce 2026, which he believes is the end date of the tribulation. 5
2028-OCT: Asteroid "1997 XF11" will approach close to earth. At first, scientists were concerned that there was a small probability that it might
impact earth. However, data from 1990 has indicated that it will miss earth by about 600,000 miles. 2 Still, this is a near miss, as astronomical
About 2028: A visitor to this web site from Norway has analyzed biblical chronologies and determined to his satisfaction that "Jesus became Messiah
[about the year 28 CE] exactly 4000 years after Creation." He believes that God created the world to last 6,000 years. Thus, the end of the world
will happen about 2028. Actually, various theological sources estimate the date of Jesus' execution between 28 and 33 CE. 30-APR-07 is a common date.
So, the millennium of Jesus' resurrection would occur between 2028 and 2033, with the most likely date being 2030-APR-07.
2029: Mike Flipp believes that God has been communicating with him by sending him signs all based on the number 2. He wrote in an Email: "And then
on April 26th, 2005 EXACTLY 2 years worth of getting signs of 2's, I got the Grandiose Sign of the Aceptable [sic] Year of the Lord - Luke 4:19."
The sign is that Jesus will return in the year 2029. He does not know the month, day, or hour. See: www.two.cc...
2034: The website 2034AD.com predicts the end of the current age and the beginning of the Millennium will happen during 2034 CE. They sell a book
"Rest Onto the Land" that describes their conclusions. See: www.2034ad.com...
Before 2038: The environmental group, Greenpeace, predicts massive starvation due to uncontrolled population growth. Global warning will melt the
polar ice caps and cause massive coastal flooding. Thousands of plant and animal species become extinct.
2038: The book "The Bible and the Future" predicts that "large percentage of the world's population will die in a series of severe punishments
from God" at this time. See: www.alltheearth.com...
2047-SEP-14: According to The Church of !BLAIR!, the human race will probably be terminated at 3:28 AM (Soho, UK time). The church teaches, with
tongue firmly in cheek, that if the human race does not discard their plastic conformity, then the Gods will withdraw their protection. The Gods
don't want us to worship them; they don't want sacrifices or even offerings. They just want us to rid itself of our excessive "Normalcy". At that
time, Astro-Lemurs (extra-terrestrials similar in shape to lemurs, but with rainbow colored bodies) will attack the entire human race and beat them to
death with gigantic burritos. You have been warned. ;-)
Unfortunately, the Church is no longer online to reinforce their warnings.