posted on Jul, 17 2009 @ 11:57 AM
All Hail Bob!
Give me Slack or Give me Death!
Sub-genius Pope: "Salvation for $1!"
Passerby: "No thank you. I don't need Salvation."
Sub-genius Pope: "Son, did you know that on July 5th, 2012 when all the world is suffering from a hangover from the 4th of July celebrations
the night before, the Reptilian Alien Overlords will arrive in their cosmic fleet of Motherships to invade the earth, and enslave mankind, turning
them into hairy pink apes to spend the rest of their pathetic lives mining irradiated ore for them on Betelgeuse Prime? Is that what you want,
Passerby: "Uh, not really. That sounds like it would blow."
Sub-genius Pope: "Yes sir it would. But J.R. Bob Dobbs has shown us a way to be free from eternal servitude to the Reptilian Alien Overlords,
and you too can be free from that fate by paying the Church of the Sub-Genius a single dollar for your Salvation.
Passerby: "Does that mean I won't be turned into a hairy pink ape?"
Sub-genius Pope: "Well son, you'll still be transformed into a hairy pink ape, but at least you won't be a slave to the Reptilian Alien
Good Wiki Entry, btw.