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In 2009 the U.S. Government will start shipping retards away. My eyes watered when I thought of you. Be strong, wear your helmet, and run fast lil buddy!
Hey, do me a favor, text me right back. My friends don't think Special Ed kids can text, but you will show them jerks won't you?
Daily Thought : Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they sure bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
All caucasians report to the Plantations for Orientation at 6:00 a.m
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
Two stupid guys in an museum looking at an egyptian mummy.
Guy1:Look so much bandages. A bad accident case.
Guy2:Yeah, car number is also written. BC 1760.