Who will you take them to when they say "Take me to your Leader!"?

I'd take them to a TED conference. Everybody wins.

first i would ask them how they learned english, then i would delicately put it to them that if i tried to contact my country's leader they would call me insane, then lead them down to the nearest news station and get the camera's rolling. it will be on TV, so sheeple will believe it.

First, I'd find out what they wanted with that leader, and if they would kill the leader. ("take us to your leader", 'okie doke', kills leader).

If they had no ill will toward the leader, I'd tell them that I was the leader, and not to believe anyone else.