posted on Apr, 22 2004 @ 04:40 AM
I'll bet everyone who read this, at least thought about trying some of the things mentioned, to see if they are true!
Along the same lines, here are some prayers "out of the mouths of babes" that I thought were amusing, if not insightful...
Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Joyce
Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
Janet
Dear God,
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton - because I hate her.
Denise
Dear God,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt
him anyway.
Your friend (I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God,
How did you know you were God?
Charlene
Dear God,
Is it true my dad won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
Anita
Dear God,
I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
Nan
Dear God:
Did you really mean Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You, because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother.
Darla
Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan
Dear God,
It's o.k. that you made different religions, but don't you get mixed up sometimes?
Arnold
Dear God,
Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma
Dear God,
What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you had everything.
Jane
Dear God,
How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now?
Seymour
Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Larry
Dear God,
I keep waiting for spring but it never did come yet. Don't forget.
Mark
Dear God,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.
Marsha
Dear God,
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business?
Donny
Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your Idea.
Sincerely, Donna
Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know but I am not just saying that because you are God.
Charles
Dear God,
It is great the way you always get the Stars in the right places.
Jeff
Dear God,
I am doing the best I can.
Frank
Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was Cool.
David