posted on Apr, 22 2004 @ 04:40 AM
I'll bet everyone who read this, at least thought about trying some of the things mentioned, to see if they are true!
Along the same lines, here are some prayers "out of the mouths of babes" that I thought were amusing, if not insightful...
Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton - because I hate her.
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt
Your friend (I am not going to tell you who I am).
How did you know you were God?
Is it true my dad won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
Did you really mean Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You, because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother.
Who draws the lines around the countries?
It's o.k. that you made different religions, but don't you get mixed up sometimes?
Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?
What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you had everything.
How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now?
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
I keep waiting for spring but it never did come yet. Don't forget.
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business?
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your Idea.
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know but I am not just saying that because you are God.
It is great the way you always get the Stars in the right places.
I am doing the best I can.
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was Cool.