I don't have a favorite conspiracy. In fact, I am now working on a formula that unites all the conspiriacies in the world into one gigantic
conspiracy, so we don't have to worry about all the little conspiracies.
Just as physics works toward a unified field theory, I am working on a unified conspiracy theory. Once I accomplish this, we can do away with all
these worrisome threads, and combine them into one thread that will be at least a thousand pages long.
I shall endeavor to have this finished by next April 1st.


