posted on Mar, 21 2009 @ 05:01 PM
Not long ago Bill Clinton was spotted walking along the sands of Miami’s famed South Beach when a casual observer suddenly saw him stumble and
grimace in pain.
While his Secret Service team rushed to close ranks by the former President’s side but the casual observer and former President Clinton himself were
relieved to see he had simply stumped his toe on an old brass oil lamp half buried in the shifting sand.
Bill reached down to retrieve it, turning to show the equally relieved Secret Service Agents all was well, and was heard to say “Could be my lucky
day! A genie might live in it!”’ and proceeded to rub it vigorously while conjuring up all his infectious boyish charm for the small gathering
crowd. Much to Bill’s amazement he conjured fort a Genie too, who after materializing from plumes of smoke, gazed suspiciously at Bill and said
“Than you so much for freeing me. For this service I shall reward you one wish!”
Bill as always and forever the politician and businessman, frowned skeptically “One wish?” he twanged out with his southern drawl “Isn’t it
supposed to be three wishes?”
The genie let loose with a hearty laugh and replied “Three wishes in this economy? You have got to be kidding me. One wish and one wish only and be
thankful you get that”
Bill nodded sagely and accepted the bad global economy was affecting genies too and then went still lost in deep thought before speaking again.
“Well, my wish is for a better legacy as President of the United States. I tried so hard to contribute but all people really remember me for is
Monica-gate, and Whitewater and Travel Gate and the like. I want to be remembered as one of the great Presidents of all time!”
The genie nodded and replied “Alright, what is it you have in mind then?”
Bill quickly answered back “I want to be known as the President and the man who brought peace to the Middle East! I tried when I was President too,
but I just didn’t have any luck, so that’s my wish, to be the man to bring peace to the Middle East”
The genie frowned skeptically now him self and replied “Are you nuts? Those people have been fighting each other like cats and dogs for thousands of
years! You better show me on a map which countries you are talking about.” The genie snapped his fingers and a map of the Middle East appeared in
his hands as he laid it out wide for Bill to look at. “
“Alright” Bill replied as he began jabbing his index finger to one country and then another, and another, and another still “This one, this one,
this one, this one and that one.” He told the genie.
The genie laughed and replied “Look I am good, but I am not that good. I am sorry not even I can grant that wish, can’t be done. Pick another wish
and I will grant you that one.”
Bill thought long and hard and then smiled at the genie as he reached his decision. “Alright then” Bill said, “My wife Hillary, people can’t
stand her, they call her a carpetbagger, and a gargoyle, and say she has no personality, and is a terrible dresser, and reminds them more of an NFL
Linebacker than a woman. My wish is for you to make my wife the most attractive, charming, desirable and beloved woman on the planet!”
The genie looked back at Bill and said “You better show me that map again!”
Constitutionality aside, is the Supreme Court doing us a favor in preventing us from being subjected to two full hours of Hillary? This just might be
the first smart vote to favor the people they have made in years!