The Gay Bomb

Hahaha i couldnt even believe this was true, could you imagine this working? the sight on the battlefield would make anyone come home with very bad nightmares and such...


The Gay Bomb

Lmao!
Now THAT is what i call a biological weapon!!!
I wonder if the bomb would be covered in rainbows and unicorns?

That's kind of offensive, yet I think I would prefer our troops come back gay than dead really.

I have mixed feelings about this one...

Anybody else?

~Keeper

Can you imagine all the soldiers coming home, and the wife asking


"So how was the war ?"


Soldier replies "Dont ask, Dont tell"

reply to post by tothetenthpower

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Ahhh just let it out, you know that's pretty hilarious.

If i showed that to my gay friends they would crack up for certain!

It was meant for the enemy troops not our troops. Anyway....I remember reading an article about this awhile back. Still makes me giggle. Only in the USA!

Perhaps in some parallel dimension all soldiers are straight.

But not in ours.

Epic fail by the weapons designers.

reply to post by mpriebe81

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No, I agree it is pretty hillarious, I'm just kinda sad government would use "gay" as a weapon, it just seems wrong to me for some reason.

But yes, pretty damn funny.

~Keeper

reply to post by tothetenthpower

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"We gay'd 'em real good sarge, didn't we??"

reply to post by Skinon

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Hmmmm.... Could get interesting.

reply to post by tothetenthpower

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They are only trying to use gay as a weapon so that they immediatly start having sex... ( I hope I'm allowed to say that) and to not go and rape the villagers.

reply to post by unfndqlt

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Again it's still quite offensive that would use "Gay" as a weapon in any form at all. I'm not saying I am outraged or anything, it's just sad that the government would have so much ignorance towards the matter, and actually think they could win a war by turning their enemies into fruits.

Cause to tell you the truth, I know a couple of gay guys who would put a few Navy Seals to shame.

~Keeper

That's bi-o-logical (lol) in modern warfare!

I wonder if the enemy would be programmed to say, 'is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?



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The bomb hits and every soldier affected starts crocheting furiously while complaining about wearing THOSE boots with THAT camo print.

Yep as a famous south park quote,

Back to the pile!

But yea what would happen to a guy who was already gay? would he be turned straight? what about bisexuals? i cant believe they even thought about this for a weapon haha!

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This is going to be one of those "military technology repurposed for civilian purposes" items...a bunch of likeminded fellas get together to unwind, one of the trendy ones sets off one a them new "gay bombs", and then the party REALLY gets started...icebreaker for shy boys, they can blame it on the gay bomb instead of being drunk...It almost writes itself : GAY BOMB: THE NEW PARTY DRUG?

It's actually quite a good idea although I thought this was proposed back in the 70s?? Either way, any aphrodisiac with such potency would have already been sold off by a pharmaceutical by now as some form of wonder drug.

Will this mean an end to the use of bayonets for 'gayonets'?

hmmmm

I know folks, it's late and I had to to.

Why a gay bomb? I have been in a fight with a gay guy before and they are not at all gentle.

Why not a Code Pink bomb or perhaps a Ageing Hippy Bomb?

Anyone that has taken the last piece of Toblerone will know that gay men can fight when their dander is up.

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HAHA

Ok, as ridiculous and pointless as this thread is turning out to be, I hafta say, as a fellow gay man, you peole are all hillarious.

I will be the first to laugh at my kind for our indescretions and various quarks, but this has truly been amazing. Code Pink? End of a Toblerone? HAHA GENIUS.

This is why I love ATS.

~Keeper