Pre-Politician Checklist

Can you think of anything else?


1 Must have been born in the USA or come up with a good looking birth certificate.

2 Must have cheated in every grade in school, which includes college.

3 Must be able to lie to people with a sincere face.

4 Must be able to lie about the lies.

5 Must be able to say you’re going to cut taxes before you get in, then do the opposite

6 Must take money from as many lobbyist’s as possible and lie about it.

7 Say one thing and do the opposite, always.

8 Look down on the little people, but make them think they are important

9 Always agree to pork in bills

10 Have some good intentions going in and completely collapse to peer pressure

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[edit on 27-2-2009 by Realtruth]

11 Be able to miss and be tardy for most political sessions.