Fight Night: Obama vs Jindal

Tonight and tonight only-
A Battle Roy'al in the death ring that is Washington D.C.-the suited pugilist pigpen.
2 men, 2 parties, 1 Ultimate showdown!

Our Reigning Failure- I mean Champion-
The Ayatollah of Barack'n'Rolla--the Commander-in-Theif- The Defender of (en)title(ments) and all that is unholy- The Socialist Signatory of Stimuli- the Illegal Alien who pimped Sarah Pallian- The False Prophet
In the Blue Corner weighing in at somewhere below the dollar's weight in Gold-

Baaaaaraaack Huuuuuuseeein OOOOOOOObaaaaaaamaaaa!

And our Challenger
The Conservative Mouth from Down South- The Bobby-and-Weaver of Republican VP nominations- the Fighter for fiscal restraint- the Indian Elephant- The Denouncer of Deficit Spending

In the Red corner weighing in with opposition to DC-luna-C
Boooooooobby Jiiiiiindaaaaaaaaaaaaal!

Who will win this epic appeasement of the American people? The Ass? The Dumbo? Probably not the American people but hey! What the Hell!

Ladies and Gentleman Let's Get Ready To Ruuuuuuumble!


Cast You're vote for the contender that gave you the least urge to spew vomit all over the house you're being evicted from and/or stopped paying your mortgage on.
Let the Fight Night Begin!

Well, I can guess who you're supporting.

My prediction-- Obama will provide an inspiring reading of teleprompters that expresses hope and the need for change to the system. Obviously defend the "package." It'll sound like a Bush State of Union- mostly trite drivel about diligence and staying the spending course- and calling for uniting against a problem DC created.

Jindal will easily placate the general disdain for Washington shared by many Americans yet fall short. The Republicans have it pretty easy by just letting the Dems do what they want and opposing it.

I think the hardcore Obama supporters will be surprised with Jindal's criticisms and that he isn't some old white guy. It will rupture their diluted political thinking and compell them to switch the channel.

reply to post by awake_awoke

Yeah- whoever drops the bomb flying overhead.

By default I say Ron Paul wins.