posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 07:09 PM
Tonight and tonight only-
A Battle Roy'al in the death ring that is Washington D.C.-the suited pugilist pigpen.
2 men, 2 parties, 1 Ultimate showdown!
Our Reigning Failure- I mean Champion-
The Ayatollah of Barack'n'Rolla--the Commander-in-Theif- The Defender of (en)title(ments) and all that is unholy- The Socialist Signatory of
Stimuli- the Illegal Alien who pimped Sarah Pallian- The False Prophet
In the Blue Corner weighing in at somewhere below the dollar's weight in Gold-
Baaaaaraaack Huuuuuuseeein OOOOOOOObaaaaaaamaaaa!
And our Challenger
The Conservative Mouth from Down South- The Bobby-and-Weaver of Republican VP nominations- the Fighter for fiscal restraint- the Indian Elephant- The
Denouncer of Deficit Spending
In the Red corner weighing in with opposition to DC-luna-C
Who will win this epic appeasement of the American people? The Ass? The Dumbo? Probably not the American people but hey! What the Hell!
Ladies and Gentleman Let's Get Ready To Ruuuuuuumble!
Cast You're vote for the contender that gave you the least urge to spew vomit all over the house you're being evicted from and/or stopped paying
your mortgage on.
Let the Fight Night Begin!