posted on Feb, 2 2009 @ 11:45 AM
So like as usual, I can't sleep. It's like 3:00 am and I'm flippin' through the channels. Discovery Channel just went to Paid Programming.
All of a sudden I hear this guy screamin' and stuff. His beard looks like it's been dyed several times. He's always yellin' and stuff. Like it
might be some hamburger maker, or a cleanin' chemical, but he's always yellin'.
I guess maybe I should go to my next appointment with a fortune 100 company, and start yellin' at the people sitting around the table.
Yeah! I got it! First, I'll get a black sharpie marker, and draw a full beard on my face then I'll say yell some really fancy cool stuff like:
"So the economy has you down? I am here to stop your frown.
Just like the story of the Phoenix rising, I'm here to show you a deal on your advertising.
Web, radio, TV or print, I'll make you money - get the hint?
When others say it can't be done, we'll scream and yell and make them run.
If others say they should be feared, I'll show they are as fake as my beard.
MR VP you think you're so cool, I'm here to prove that you are a fool.
Quiet closed meetin's might be your style, but look at the orders stuffed in my file.
You think you have sales because you can sell, Mine are better 'cause I scream and yell."
I think I might be onto something here!
(By the way, is he realted to who might be the greatest home run hitter EVER, or does his name just rhyme?)