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Toothy raccoon bit off manhood

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posted on Jan, 26 2009 @ 05:12 AM
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Toothy raccoon bit off manhood


www.thesun.co.uk

A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.
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posted on Jan, 26 2009 @ 05:12 AM
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JUSTICE!

What a fantastic story, cheered my morning up aplenty when I heard about this. We need more stories of the animal kingdom handing out punishment for crimes.

Perhaps the idea of Baboons being used for policing isn't so bad?

What sort of freak sees a raccoon and thinks of sex? Apart from other raccoons of course... or maybe Pepe le Pew after a dry spell.

Wll, it made me laugh, hope it works for you!



www.thesun.co.uk
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posted on Jan, 26 2009 @ 05:15 AM
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Lucky it wasn't a squirrel or he may have also lost his nuts.

Shall we call the Raccoon Mrs Bobbit. Justice Indeed.



posted on Jan, 26 2009 @ 05:21 AM
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HaHa! I know that your post is the first reply but you hold the "funny pun" title so far. We need more stories like this on ATS, what with all the doom and gloom. It makes us all feel better when somebody gets their comeuppance.



posted on Jan, 26 2009 @ 05:50 AM
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I agree.
You should post this is BTS too, if you can. They'll get a giggle out of this there too.



posted on Jan, 26 2009 @ 06:26 AM
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eh, Moscow?

When I saw that is was in the Sun I thought maybe this had happened in Britain. In which case the raccoon would've been prosecuted and serving life in prison.



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