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Another Day, Another Girl

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posted on Jan, 22 2009 @ 12:06 AM

Originally posted by Revolution-2012

Ok. So. What I would do, if the girl was was decent, had atleast a good size B cup, *must* have a fairly plump booty, and decent complexion....

Tap it. Move on...Maybe leave the number in my phone for one of those drunken nights.


Epic Failure....

[edit on 21-1-2009 by Revolution-2012]

Oh yeah man. Everything is all good: body, face, booty. It's just that darn missing tooth lol.

Hell, maybe i can talk her into getting a root canal.

posted on Jan, 22 2009 @ 12:08 AM
reply to post by thehumbleone

Actually she'd need a carbon fiber tooth implant, I'm not even kidding and that procedure costs like 10gs.

Just tap it dood, who knows what she can do with that gap

posted on Jan, 22 2009 @ 12:17 AM
reply to post by Revolution-2012

LMFAO wow! Yeah haha I'll see where I take this.

posted on Jan, 22 2009 @ 12:30 AM
reply to post by thehumbleone


Trust me, I can personally guarantee you she doesn't have a missing buttcheek, or a missing nipple, or any other abnormalities.

Remember partna, don't think twice wrap it right.

[edit on 22-1-2009 by Revolution-2012]

posted on Jan, 22 2009 @ 12:48 AM
OK this is you're Mother speaking...

If you were not just bored and truly felt a connection with this girl prior to the "Tooth" incident, then why not first continue slowly to get to know her, hell it was only your first meeting.

Since she is missing a tooth she could be grateful to have a smashing young man pay her attention. Perhaps she will be wearing a partial next time.

I admit it was funny as could be in the retelling, that alone made it all worth while.

Just dont play with a woman's emotions as you run free in the world, there are plenty shallow enough to go for what ever you need in the short vision, however Love , true love has great Karma attached to it and if you mess with peoples hearts one day love will mess with you.

Sounds like a great class, and as your Mother I am proud of you.

posted on Jan, 22 2009 @ 03:46 PM
If she seem to posess the same interest, yea maybe I'll give it a try. But man I 'm desperate here, I need some pussy right now.

posted on Feb, 15 2009 @ 12:41 PM
Okay im ganna be honest here, I laughed my %$^ off when I read this. Just the way you worded it.

posted on Feb, 15 2009 @ 04:13 PM
I gonna lmao when he makes the "she just crushed my heart thread"
and whines like a little girl about how vicious girls can be.....

[edit on 15-2-2009 by The Utopian Penguin]

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