Best Breakup Letter...Period

I was sent this link by a friend.
It's pretty damn funny so I thought I would share.


honda-tech.com...

"Dear Susan :
I know the counsellor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. "

It goes downhill from there...

ZZzziiiiiiinnnngg!!!!! Ice cold. I know how that guy felt, just without all the amazing rebound strange. Lucky MF.