Do Micheal Jordon or Mike Tyson exist?

Of course "they" exist, but what I'm saying is that they are DARPA androids that have been tested in the public eye. Nobody can play basketball as well as Jordan, and nobody can uppercut like Tyson. It's too hard to believe that they are actual people. They have to be some type of mechanoids to display the characteristics.

Since they were created ~40 years ago, just imagine what robot technology the government has today!

Has anyone seen any pictures or Xrays of these "people" while they've been eating or sleeping? Has anyone ever seen a Jordan or Tyson MRI or real bone scan? I've never seen one, that's for sure! Plus, both of their programming went crazy in their later days.. Jordan tried to play baseball and Tyson started trying to eat people.. come on, you'd have to be a fool to believe these are real people.

Anyone who thinks these robots are real people are either lying or ignorant!!!

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Riiiiight...





Some robots.

Tyson is nothing compared to Fedor Emelianenko

He would destroy Tyson

Obviously this thread is a joke not a great or even a good one but a joke none the less.

If Mike Tyson was a unbeatable android destroyer why did anybody beat him in his career? Buster Douglas? , Holyfield? Lewis ? even Danny Williams bless him, the list could go on.

don't knock danny williams lol

Tyson was just aggressive and powerful, a technical fighter could have picked him apart

You forgot Bo Jackson in that list of super human android athletes from the future but had to travel back in the past first. Didn't mean to interrupt you there; go on.

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Yes and we will be exterminating you weak organic lifeforms soon.

Fedor:



vs hong man choi



and the result:

I don't know about the andriod theory but someone might want to check Michael Phelps out for gills and a swim bladder...the next step in evolution??

Originally posted by buckaroo
Obviously this thread is a joke not a great or even a good one but a joke none the less.

If Mike Tyson was a unbeatable android destroyer why did anybody beat him in his career? Buster Douglas? , Holyfield? Lewis ? even Danny Williams bless him, the list could go on.

His programming or hardware was corrupted to the point that even his engineers couldn't get close enough to him without the risk of a T.K.O from TOKYO!!!!

Originally posted by beaverg
You forgot Bo Jackson in that list of super human android athletes from the future but had to travel back in the past first. Didn't mean to interrupt you there; go on.

Yeah, I think he was a more general model He seemed to cross train very well. Congrats to his programmers.

Originally posted by mrbocci
Tyson is nothing compared to Fedor Emelianenko

He would destroy Tyson

Oh yeah? Well, Bruce Lee would have beat them both, and the same time, with one arm tied behind his back, while wearing sun glasses and a lead vest - no to mention with his shoelaces tied together.

Why has this not been moved to BTS? this is hardly the material for ATS.Sorry to the OP but seriously this does not belong here in my opinion.

Originally posted by Watcher-In-The-Shadows
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Yes and we will be exterminating you weak organic lifeforms soon.

So an android has come out of the closet folks. This is first hand proof that androids exist.

What do the naysayers say now that I've outsmarted this one's primitive algorithms?

sometimes I dream..
that he is me....

dumdadumdumdum.

Originally posted by CaptGizmo
Why has this not been moved to BTS? this is hardly the material for ATS.Sorry to the OP but seriously this does not belong here in my opinion.

This is a conspiracy about DARPA androids infiltrating our sporting arenas. This is hardly subject matter for BELOW top secret. This is obviously fit for discussion in an ABOVE top secret forum.

I THINK EVERYONE CAN AGREE ON THAT, YOU DISINFO AGENT!

Originally posted by mrbocci
Fedor:



vs hong man choi



and the result:

Isn't that the North Korean Giant that destroyed Bob Sapp?

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Your destruction is assured so your declaration of outsmarting us is foolhardy organic.

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Question:
Do androids ever have problems with gambling debts?

I cite the past alleged gambling problems of M J, which reputedly surpassed millions of dollars and may have lead to his father's demise. If one were to actually listen to conspiracies. Or was that part of the “cover”?
As for Tyson, Dr S.M. Griffith, D.D.S. of Houston, Texas, has seen an x-ray of his jaw (seated gold crown/tooth), does that count?

Originally posted by eaganthorn
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Question:
Do androids ever have problems with gambling debts?

I cite the past alleged gambling problems of M J, which reputedly surpassed millions of dollars and may have lead to his father's demise. If one were to actually listen to conspiracies. Or was that part of the “cover”?
As for Tyson, Dr S.M. Griffith, D.D.S. of Houston, Texas, has seen an x-ray of his jaw (seated gold crown/tooth), does that count?

Robots can have gambling problems - some of them are even gambling machines that humans use!

X-Rays don't really matter because they are designed to look like humans and fool most forms of detection. I've heard the only way to tell for sure is to look for the battery power source which is located in the anus.

Have you seen their anus?