11 Questions to make you think

1. why are needles sterilized for a lethal injection?

2. who's the a-hole to put an s in the word lisp?

3. why are shops that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?

4. employment application always ask who to contact in an emergency. why cant you just put down " A really good doctor"?

5. if the world is a stage then where does the audience sit?

6. if you try to fail and succeed which have you done?

7. why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

8. why is there only one monopolies commission?

9. how much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in them?

10. what if there were no hypothetical questions?

11. why is abbreviated such a long word?

feel free to add your own.

12 If talking to yourself is ok, what if you get into a argument with yourself then who wins?

13. if nothing is concidered somthing, then when you have nothing, you actually have somthing.

14. Why do we use big words where diminutive ones would suffice?

Originally posted by N. Tesla
6. if you try to fail and succeed which have you done?

When I don't sleep tonight, I blame you!

The only truth to that question is the inevitable headache when you really try to give it an honest answer.

Refreshing..and entertaining..I really liked those proposed question...star for you..

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

That's more like 11 questions to keep you up at night.

Why are some things called more fun than a barrel of monkeys? Since when do monkeys stay in barrels?

Why do cats stay hidden somewhere in the house most of the time....until you break out a newspaper or magazine, or turn on the computer monitor? Then they are right there in front where all you can see is them.

Originally posted by asmeone2
14. Why do we use big words where diminutive ones would suffice?

Genius, gave you a star.

Why do people say "Believe you me" when all they mean is "believe me"?

[edit on 10-12-2008 by Chukkles]

How is road rage possible?

If you left the house three seconds earlier, you would be in the position of the car in front of you.

Or you could leave three seconds later.

After all, who cares about the road rage of the car in front of them for the car in front of them?

[edit on 10-12-2008 by undermind]

Have you ever eaten eggs WITH chicken???

I know I haven't.

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

nice thread- one to make you think eh!

[edit on 12-12-2008 by MCoG1980]

reply to post by Chukkles


Kind of - Chicken & sweetcorn soup from local chinese,

Heres the ingredients:

www.asianonlinerecipes.com...





[edit on 12-12-2008 by MCoG1980]

reply to post by MCoG1980


Thats fair enough, but i'm talking fried, boiled or scrambled.


When your in space, which way is North???

reply to post by Chukkles

You know what. I never have and never seen anyone eat them together niether. That's weird. I'm going to try it now.

How come you park in the driveway, but drive on a parkway?

Prove to me that you are not figments of my imagination.

You know the old saying,"Theres more than one way to skin a cat. " Which is true, but what the hell were they skinning cats for?

reply to post by MegaBears


Prove to me, that we are figments of your imagination.

- Carrot

If moonlight is nothing more than reflected sunlight why don't vampires take damage in the moonlight?