posted on Nov, 6 2008 @ 05:47 PM
I'm also reminded of a potato joke.. this one is worth remembering but best told to drunk friends
Skip this part if you've heard this one..
There was a country bumpkin who went to visit his city slicker cousin for the first time, as a treat the city slicker suggested they spend the day on
the beach, so they do and all day long the city slicker cousin is surrounded by beautiful ladies all day long but nothing for the country bumpkin.
So the country bumpkin says 'how come we spent all day on the beach and you got all the gorgeous girls and I got nothin?'
The city slicker says 'Look we'll come back to the beach tomorrow but this time put a potato down your swimming trucks, that'll do the trick'
Next day again they spend the full day on the beach and the same thing.. the city slicker has loads of stunning ladies round him all day but the
country bumpkin gets nobody..
So on the way home he says to his cousin ' How come I spent all day on the beach with a potato down my trunks like you said and you got loads of
ladies and I still got nothin?'
The city slicker says to him.. 'Okay, tomorrow we'll come back to the beach.. but this time put the potato down the FRONT of your swimming