I don't own a frisbee.

I don't own a dog!! lol

There's a UFO over the park!!

I don't do pills because drugs are for losers!

Damn UFO abducted my dog and now I can't find my frisbee.

buy a frisbee, and play with someone elses dog!

AND IF THE UFO BLOCKS OUT THE SUN!

then play frickin frisbee in the dark!

My suggestion would be that if you don't like the Oct. 14 threads....


DON'T READ THEM!!!

No one in inundating you with anything. Me thinks you are the one that needs the chill pill.

Blinders sometimes works!

Of course denial doesn't stop reality. Oct. 14th is just another date. But it is the combination of dates with significant happenings that can get our attention.

Doom and gloom? I thought they came in love and peace? lol

Originally posted by whaaa
My suggestion would be that if you don't like the Oct. 14 threads....


DON'T READ THEM!!!

No one in inundating you with anything. Me thinks you are the one that needs the chill pill.

More like don't make them haha.

This thread is already bad news, look at all the one line posts!





[edit on 12-10-2008 by _Phoenix_]

I am just saying that if some catastrophe happens on the 14th, there is nothing that any of us can do about it. A lot of people need to relax and go outside. I took this advice already today and went on a long bike ride in my local park and I feel much better. I suggest that people that are so worried about OCT 14 do the same or something similar.

My dog ate the BBQ, Sh#T in the middle of the park then choked on my frisbee, can I make this a country song?

Originally posted by 38181
My dog ate the BBQ, Sh#T in the middle of the park then choked on my frisbee, can I make this a country song?

Only if you add an alien mothership into the song.

[edit on 12-10-2008 by _Phoenix_]

Originally posted by 38181
My dog ate the BBQ, Sh#T in the middle of the park then choked on my frisbee, can I make this a country song?

only if you add that girlfriend left you for someone who didnt obsess over a 2,000 mile long ufo

If we are voting for best one liner I vote for truthers I have no family....

That one killed me.

Those other fellows thought they had it rough lacking frisbees or dogs ....

and poor me... I lied about the drugs. In truth I am all out of pills. I popped them all chasing people riding bikes through the park.