Chatkillers Anonymous

In honor watching Silverflame kill chat without even logging in, I hearby christen Chatkillers Anonymous and give it the official TKA seal of approval. Silverflame will be the president and leader of CKA, all other chatkillers feel free to join and contribute. Long live chatkillers!

[edit on 9/25/2008 by Zaphod58]

the NPO welcomes chat killers anonymous to the fold and hopes its existance
will transcend this existentialist plane.

*presents fruit basket and a case of energy drinks
and places the plastic penguin atop of the television set*


[edit on 25-9-2008 by The Utopian Penguin]

My name is Raven and I have killed chat on over 17 separate occasions
*sits down

Awesome, sign me up =o

I always wanted to be in a cult =D


I am known for killing the chat often by expressing my opinion freely on various controversial topics. I envoke people out of a stress free zone of comfort and put them into a firing range of akward situations.

[edit on 25-9-2008 by Xilvius]

i am bknapple32 and i have done nothing but revive all chats..

I am proud to announce that Givenmay has killed chat 5 whole times tonight....right on me!

...make that seven times...and I was being good!

Read the logs.....

I can't in good consciousness, admit to being a Chat Killer, until Grim Reaper gets in here.

We, are a Tag-team, have killed chat..

*I'll just save him a seat...

- Carrot

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.

I am GF400 and I am a Chat Killer. I know that I have killed chat before and I'm proud to admit it!!! Although I do not really know how many times I've killed it, maybe I've killed it so many times that I have lost count.

(steps up to podium then looks down and quietly says)

Hello, I'm Deson and I'm a amateur chatkiller. I have killed chat on several occasions. There's even been an occasion for a BBQ of the deceased chat.

(raises head and quietly sobs)

I didn't mean to kill it! Honestly!! I just seem to be a natural at it at times!!

(Raises clenched fist and raises voice)

But I'm sure that with learning from such wonderful examples as these I KNOW that I can get better! Someday I plan on proving myself worthy of being included in such great company!! I want to be able to kill chat at a moments notice!! To be able to cleanly and decisively kill it! That is my dream! One that will take much work! With wonderful company as these I know that I will persevere! I have a dream! A dream worthy of the ages!!

(clears throat)

Ahem. I'm Deson and I'm a amateur chat killer.

(leaves podium)





[edit on 26-9-2008 by Deson]

I am a chatkiller in training. I one day aspire to join chat to have the room go suddenly silent followed by a mass exodus of the people who had been in the channel to a different channel!

now THAT's killing a chat.

I kill this chat so often it's not even funny anymore.


Oh gods why do I kill chat so often?!?

One time a bunch of us bailed from one chat room and went into another when Lord infamous came in. It was planned, and he wasn't amused. We were, however.