posted on Sep, 23 2008 @ 01:19 AM
I was bored (drunk) and thought I would come up with some clever products and market them to consumers. So here I go.
1) Jamie Gumb Lotion:
The Pitch: Girl in pit, Jame in a wig above her, lowering down a basket with his lotion in it.
The quote: It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!
2) Red Tide Body Spray
The Pitch: Guy sees an attractive girl, he whips out a body spray hoses himself down and passes the girl, she immediately starts gagging and coughing.
The end shot is him holding her up as she looks as if shes ready to hurl he looks into the camera and it freeze frames on him giving a thumbs up.
The Quote: Red tide, it's incapacitating!
Whatcha all think can they sell?
[edit on 9/23/2008 by whatukno]